Retired Nurse: I Can't Fix Stupid, But I Can Sedate It
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Forty years of biting their tongue at the nurses’ station, and they have officially clocked out of being polite about it. “I Can’t Fix Stupid, But I Can Sedate It” is the mug for the freshly retired nurse who spent a career keeping the joke to themselves — and has now earned the right to drink their coffee behind it.
It’s an 11oz ceramic mug, printed edge to edge, dishwasher- and microwave-safe, and built to survive many smug morning sips on a porch that is blessedly free of call lights. Pair it with the sincere “lifetime of care” mug for the nurse who wants one of each — the warm one for the card, the sharp one for the actual retirement party.
The perfect gift for a coworker whose sense of humor kept the whole floor sane.
